man i hate these things....don't we all...it's like cocaine (mmorpg's for sage and pat)

Name: Evelyn (sorry, it's Rhett Audrey Lawrence...my name's cooler than yours, punks. atleast it's not a spice.)
Birthdate: the seventh day of september seven years after 1977
Birthplace: Pampa, Texas
Current Location: Midland, Texas
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown with a grey dot (stress?)
Height: 5'18"
Weight: 215 pounds you crazy americans
Piercings: nope
Tatoos: nope
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope
Overused Phraze: "nope"

FAVORITES
Food: a quality pepperoni and sausage pizza from papa johns with regular crust
Candy: fig newton (is that a candy? a cookie? or a fig cake?)
Number: 7
Color: blue
Animal: human
Drink: bacteria infected water...none of that clean tap nonsense
Alcohol Drink: molotov cocktail
Bagel: sick
Letter: R (for dirty women and naked language)
Body Part on Opposite sex: eyeballs

This or That
Pepsi or Coke: if you look really closely on the can, you get like 254 ml of coca-cola but 255 ml of pepsi.
McDonalds or BurgerKing: what's the difference? i guess burger king has bacon
Strawberry or Watermelon: you can eat the seeds on strawberries
Hot tea or Ice tea: i like mine wet
Chocolate or Vanilla: either
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: mutual strange faces
Dog or Cat: cheetah (nice mike (mike completely doesn't read this))
Rap or Punk: is there music under all of your three finger chords and distortion? i guess i'm forced to choose rap. only because it's brought to us by the modern day version of the same culture that brought us blues. we need another great depression.
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny
Love or Money: love

YOUR...
Bedtime: 9 pm....or maybe 5 pm and 3 am, but 2 a.m. with 18 hours and rugby
Most Missed Memory: *vomits*
Best phyiscal feature: i can do my mom's goofy little double elvis face.
First Thought Waking Up: where am i?
Goal for this year: well heck, i don't have one.
Best Friends: price, kandi, and i guess i have to say mike here
Weakness: shy and obnoxious
Fears: lightning (you have to consider that fair)
Heritage: american just like you
Longest relationship: way too long

HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: no
Ever Smoked: no
Pot: no
Ever been Drunk: not from alcohol, maybe from ashley's breath, j/k.
Ever been beaten up: too many times
Ever beaten someone up: too many times
Ever Shoplifted: not on purpose
Ever Skinny Dipped: not yet
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: only on saturdays, j/k. thanks to the three people out there over 18 who can say "no" to this (evelyn. of course the other two are c.s. majors at nmt unless ashley got ahold of them already.)
Been Dumped Lately: not really

IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue
Favorite Hair Color: gray, j/k.
Short or Long: short, but not lesbian short
Height: flippin' tall
Style: anti-plastic
Looks or Personality: personality
Hot or Cute: there's a difference?
Drugs and Alcohol: nope
Muscular or Really Skinny: either

RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: filling out this nonsense has got to be one
What country do you want to Visit: if i said america, would that count as me not wanting to live here?
How do you want to Die: is there more than one answer to this question? i guess the old dudes had one. i want to go out in a blaze of fury. taking as many yankees with me as possible. just/kidding.
Been to the Mall Lately: on accident
Do you like Thunderstorms: still scared of lightning
Get along with your Parents: yes
Health Freak: goooooo pizza and hot dogs
Do you think your Attractive: nope
Believe in Yourself: yep
Want to go to College: nope
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Drink: nope
Shower Daily: yep
Been in Love: on accident, j/k
Do you Sing: does anyone not?
Want to get Married: yes, but not this week
Do you want Children: sounds like a party
Have your future kids names planned out: Bulwinkle, Zelda, and Luigi.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: is there a specific age for most people? sounds like a pretty worthless question to me. granted this is probably designed for a freshman in high school, but still.
Hate anyone: everyone on mondays and tuesdays. nobody the rest of the week.


my step mom just offered me "computer screws" and proceeded to call me technical minded. rediculous. ANSWER THE PHONE!!!! i certainly don't want to talk to whoever it is

so i'm chillin' out last night. i'm just sitting watching the ceiling be white. then, my dad comes home form work a little after 7 and of course i go straight to bed and sleep until like 10. in which case, he goes to bed and tells me to order pizza if i want. so i'm ordering pizza (something's bound to go wrong) and the lady gets on the phone and does the usual 5 second "this is papa john's would you like to try our blahblahblahblahblahblah" and i'm like "no, i want blah blah blah blah blah" "that's what i just said" "oh, sorry." who listens to that crap anyways? since when do people call papa john's not knowing what they want to order? even if they did, would they be able to understand the nonsense that they just spout off at an obnoxious speed? just read it in spanish. maybe then we'll be able to keep up.